Hell Is Other People At Breakfast

Wow, it's been awhile. I'm still alive and I still read all of your journals. I'm going to have a big update soon (woo woo, I know), so stay tuned.

Happy holidays, you horrible horrible bastards.

See you next year!

The Westboro Baptist church will be in town tomorrow night. Please join us in a counter-protest:

Date:
Friday, December 12, 2008

Time:
7:15pm - 8:00pm

Location:
BCA Black Box Theatre

Street:
527-551 Tremont

City/Town:
Boston, MA

I myself am going to be offering those hungry Westboro members fruit. Lots of fruit.

http://www.godhatesfags.com/

pinches of salt, creature of salt, water mixture, a holy creature, that resembles a turtle and is as big as a small island

Mohammed Musab, owner of the sheep, said that "he would not slaughter the lamb and would treat it as a holy creature."

Two-headed lamb deemed holy video

Since the holy creature died in the microwave, it was obvious to us that microwaves, when one is inside them, are truly hell on Earth...

In search of the Mongolian Death Worm...



Reported to be between two and five feet long, the deep-red coloured worm is said to resemble the intestines of a cow and sprays a yellow acidic saliva substance at its victims, who if they’re unlucky enough to be within touching distance also receive an electric shock powerful enough to kill a camel… or them.

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Please mangle this form letter from the American Family Association and send your support to Hallmark by usurping their own "action network".

The deal is that Hallmark now has cards for the gays, and the "Oppressed Majority" Christians are up in arms.

I wish it was a dog.

Finish it and I'll paypal you five bucks... please note it's highly illegal to limit answers to this life and all answers must be complete.

Have you ever enslaved a population?

Have you ever implanted anyone?

Have you ever sacked a city?

Have you ever sunk, or otherwise destroyed, a non-combatant vessel?

Have you ever abused hostages, or prisoners?

Have you ever ordered, or yourself committed, genocide?

Have you ever annihilated a population?

( Have you ever poisoned food or drinking supplies? )